Summer ’09 Junk Food Mini-Review

by Rory


Okay, so it’s about time I start reviewing some junk food on this junk food/video game blog. World of Warcraft Mtn Dew GAME FUEL is up first.

I have tried both flavors and Horde-branded Dew is by far the best. Night Elf Mtn Dew tastes like Baja Blast. There isn’t anything wrong with that; however, when I drink Baja Blast the Taco Bell portion of my brain lights up. These mana potions are lacking in the Taco dept. There are only so many flavors that can be attributed to blue beverages. The Horde flavor is very similar to the Halo Fuel from two years ago, so if you’re familiar with that then you will know what to expect.

New Strawberry Peanut Butter M&M’s Chocolate Candies (Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen promotional shlock). These sounds like a great idea, but they taste like Starburst mixed with Reese’s Pieces. I can’t even taste the chocolate. The flecks of red splattered on the M&Ms make them look like they’ve been in some horrible accident. Either that or they’ve contracted a strawberry-flavored rash. Ugh. Considering they cost about a buck then I suppose they are worth trying.

Tune in next time when I review Star Trek Romulan Raspberry Faygo.